Joke: Akpos Proof of debt

Akpos Joke: Proof of debt



Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied Akpos

“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied Akpo.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the lawyer.

Letgoonline : Joke: “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”

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Joke: i was a kid then

Joke: i was a kid then

Ron. When I was small I fell down from tower. Tom. Did you survive. Ron. I cant recall. I was a kid then.

Comedy : Akpos had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA

OBAMA : I want to show you how
much advanced
we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a
forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos
did it.
OBAMA : More….More… More …
Akpos went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to search for
something.
Akpos : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that
even 100 years
ago we
used to have telephones.
Akpos became frustrated. He
invited OBAMA
to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA
visited Nigeria.
Akpos : I want to show you our
advancement. He
takes OBAMA to a forest.
Akpos : Dig it... obama does.
Akpos:
More….More… More…… OBAMA
goes upto almost
400 feet.
Akpos :Try to find something.
OBAMA tried.
Akpos : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing
here.
Akpos: you know, it shows that
even 400 years
ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.

Joke: Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030

Imagine What Church Will Be Like
In The Year 2030 if care is not
taken...
Pastor: Praise The Lord!
Congregation: Hallelujah!
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our
iPads to Exodus 20:1.
When U r Done Kindly Switch On
Ur Bluetooth To Receive The
Sermon...
Pls Have Ur Debits Card Ready As
We Collect The Tithes And
Offerings....
You Can Connect To Church WiFi
Using Password Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And
Donations U r Welcome To
Contribute Via Cellphone Banking.
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be
Electric As IPads Flicker.
Meanwhile...ANN OUNCEMENT.
Church Secretary: Dis Week's
Meeting Will Be Held On Various
WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don't
Miss Out ...
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will
Be Held Live On Skype @
1900GMT...
By D Way You May Follow The
Pastor On Twitter For Counselling
And don't Forget Our Weekly
Prayers On YouTube... God Bless
us....
If care is not taken, this is how
next generation children will
learn their ABC.
'A' for Apple won't be useful
anymore....
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera mini
P is for Picmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma.
Don't laugh alone....hahaha
hahahaha

Joke: All this fine girls you'd send a message

All this fine girls you'd send a
message like hi they would
read and not reply, send hey
you're beautiful they won't
reply. Then after few months
when they see you post a pic
with 3 gold chains on your
neck or a pic thank you lord
for the new whip then they'd
reply and be like hello sorry
I'm just seeing your message
make una no dull am oh
make e reach 10 years
before you reply them then
you'd be like I'm just reading
your first word I'd continue
in anoda ten years. Lmao
their fada Yansh !!

Comedy: Mathew 7:7

Akpors close from work on
Friday and decided to giveany
lady that came his way a lift. After
the 2nd turn from isoffice along
Ikorodu expressway, he saw a
nun and gave her a lift. While
they were going he did not
know how to start a
conversation with her, therefore,
he placed his hand on her laps
pretending if it was a gear stick.
The sister softly said
Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed
his hand, and resume
concentrating on his driving. He
attempted it the 2nd and 3rd
time, and each time, she
repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the
nun got to her destination, she
opened the door and said to the
man, 'Youngman, the problem
with you is that you don't read
your Bible When akpors got
home, he opened his Bible to
MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask
and it shall be given". He nearly
cried.