Joke: Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030

Imagine What Church Will Be Like
In The Year 2030 if care is not
taken...
Pastor: Praise The Lord!
Congregation: Hallelujah!
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our
iPads to Exodus 20:1.
When U r Done Kindly Switch On
Ur Bluetooth To Receive The
Sermon...
Pls Have Ur Debits Card Ready As
We Collect The Tithes And
Offerings....
You Can Connect To Church WiFi
Using Password Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And
Donations U r Welcome To
Contribute Via Cellphone Banking.
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be
Electric As IPads Flicker.
Meanwhile...ANN OUNCEMENT.
Church Secretary: Dis Week's
Meeting Will Be Held On Various
WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don't
Miss Out ...
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will
Be Held Live On Skype @
1900GMT...
By D Way You May Follow The
Pastor On Twitter For Counselling
And don't Forget Our Weekly
Prayers On YouTube... God Bless
us....
If care is not taken, this is how
next generation children will
learn their ABC.
'A' for Apple won't be useful
anymore....
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera mini
P is for Picmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma.
Don't laugh alone....hahaha
hahahaha