AKPOS AND HIS FATHER-IN-LAW

Young man, you coming to
seek my daughter's hand in
marriage and you are chewing
gum.
That's a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum
when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean u drink
& smoke and you are here to
seek my daughter's hand in
marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke
when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: U club too?
Akpos: I'm sorry sir, I started
clubbing whenI came out of
prison.
Father-In-Law:- U've also been
in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail
when I killed somebody!,
Father-In-Law:- What!!! U're a
killer???
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of
anger. It was a certain man that
didn't allow me marry his
daughter so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: You are highly
welcome my son. U are on the
right track. U are absolutely the
right man for my daughter.