Akpos, the Ghanian

Akpos, a Ghanian, just got
admission into one of the
Nigerian institutions. At the first
day of lecture, the following
conversation erupted..... The
Lecturer said, "let's begin by
reviewing some Nigerian
history." The Lecturer asked who
said, "I shall return to die in the
land of my fathers?" She saw a
sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos, who had his hand up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said
lecturer. Then,she asked again,
who said, "The land use act will
feed the nation?" Again, no
response except from
Akpos:"Obasanjo , 1976."The
Lecturer snapped at the class;
"class, you shouldbe ashamed.
Akpos, who is new to our
Country, knows more about our
history than you do." The
Lecturer heard a loud
whisper:"Ghana must go". "who
said that?" shedemanded, Akpos
put his hand up,"Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at the
back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you
think you are smart?" The
Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right! Now, who s
aid that?" Again, Akpos
said,"Babangida to
Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a Student
at the back smilled "I dey laugh
ooh" Akpos smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious, another student
yelled;"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Akpos
jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and shouting to the
Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving
an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now,
with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; "You little shit. If
you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top
of hisvoice; "Chris Uba to Ngige,
2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and
as the class gathered around her
on the floor, someone said; "Oh
shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke
Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and
Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone
angrily said; "Dont answer him,
he is a fool" Akpos smiled nd
replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"
Now, the Lecturer managed to
get up and asked Akpos; pls,
who're you? Show your self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said;
Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012