Saturday, 9 July 2016

Joke: a truck driver and a IMH (Institute of mental health) patient

One truck driver was doing his
usual delivery
to IMH
(Institute of mental health). He
discovered a
flat tyre when he was about to
go
home. He jacked up the truck and
took the flat
tyre
down. When he was about to fix
the spare
tyre, he
accidentally dropped all the bolts
into the
drain.. As
he can't fish the bolts out, he
started to panic.
One patient happened to walk
past and asked
the
driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself,
since there's
nothing
much he can do; he told the
patient the whole
incident. The patient laughed at
him & said
"can't even fix
such a simple problem.... no
wonder you are
destined to be a truck driver..."
Here's what
you can do, take one bolt each
from the
other 3 tyres and fix it onto this
tyre. Then
drive to
the nearest workshop and
replace the
missing ones,
easy as that" The driver was very
impressed
and
asked "You're so smart but why
are you here
at the
IMH?" Patient replied: "Hello, I
stay here
because I'm
crazy....... not STUPID..

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