Comedy: Akpos nominated as class prefect

TEACHER: What do you do after
class?
.
1ST STUDENT: I buy weed from
Akpos.
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2ND STUDENT: I go to Akpos'
house to buy a
cigarette.
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3RD STUDENT: I pass by Akpos'
house to buy
gin.
.
4TH STUDENT: I always go home
to do my
assignments.
.
TEACHER: Great!!! (praising the 4th student) I hereby
nominate you as
class prefect to be a good
example to your
colleagues...Wh at's your name
again?
.
.
.
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4TH STUDENT: Akpos
.
If you were the teacher, what
would you do?