Sunday, 24 July 2016

Comedy: ADAMU, THE STUDENT-PILOT

Adamu, an airplane cleaner,
was cleaning the pilot's cockpit
when he saw a book entitled,
"HOW TO FLY AN Airplane FOR
BEGINNERS. FCC. Volume 1"
He opened the 1st page which
said: To start the engine, press
the red button. He did so, and
the airplane engine started. He
was happy, and opened the next
page:
To set airplane moving, press
the blue button. He did so and
the plane started moving at an
amazing speed.
✈ He wanted to fly, so he opened
the 3rd page which said: To let
airplane fly, please press the
green button. He did so and the
plane started to fly. He was
excited.
After 20 minutes of flying, he
was satisfied and wanted to land
so he decided to go to the 4th
page. He fainted after reading
the instructions.
The 4th page said: To learn
how to land a plane, please buy
Volume 2 at the nearest
bookshop.

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