FUNNY:If the children of Israel were like Girls of today while crossing the red sea

THIS IS NO LONGER FUNNY:If the
children of Israel were like Girls
of today while
crossing the red sea, they would
hv spent the whole day in d
middle of the sea, taking pictures
and uploading it on Facebook,
whatsapp,bbm, Twitter
even on instagram with
comments like:
(1). Chilling with Moses.
(2). Miracle things on point.
(3). Cruising on the red sea.
(4). Omo see fish flexing.
(5). Pharaoh no fit catch us.
(6). Fish for sale, ping for delivery.
(7). Flexing with uncle Aaron
(8). Swimming mood activated.
(9). Me and my boo on fish
hunting
(10). We don cross the red sea na
God win(11) omo see gobe
pheroh go feel me.