1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm
Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for
yourself!".
2) When you ask her where you
should drop something and she
says, "Drop it on my head.".
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party..
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever." And she replies you, "Why
won't you have fever when you
press phone every night"..
5) When you say, "Mummy I took
2nd in my class." and she replies,
"So the person that took first has
two heads abi?"..
6) When she takes the DSTV
remote to work, just to punish
you..
7) When you are watching
television with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn't want
you to change the channel...
8) When you tell her you are
going to a friend's place to play
and she asks, ''When last did
that friend come here to play
with you?..
9) When she asks you if the food
she served you is enough,
andyou reply no, and she says,
come
and eat own with yours..
10) When she tells you, if I hear
Peem, you will hear Ween..
11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably without a cloth or
paper..
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't
kill my mother, so you will not
killme''..
13) When she calls you from your
room upstairs and then sends
you back upstairs to bring her
purse..
14) When you ask her to refund
the money you borrowed her
and she tells you, "All the food
you
have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think
was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
GOD BLESS NIGERIANS MUMMY
Especially My Mummies
You're spot on bro
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