Akpos’ WAEC result is Finally Out

Akpos' WAEC result is Finally Out.
The following conversation
ensued between he and his
father:
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your
WAEC result is out.
Akpos: Daddy, you remember
Arthur who used to emerge first
in our class at the end of every
term ? he failed. .
Papa Akpos: That's terrible,what
happened?
Akpors: You also remember Izzy
who used to tutor me in the
house? He failed too
Papa Akpos: what's with the
poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don't know.
That's how it is.
Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell
Science and Maths competition
failed.
Papa Akpos: so how was your
own result?
Akpos : You also remember Osas
our senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, tell
me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those
people
failed, do you expect me to pass?
Am I a wizard?