Comedy: Honourable Senator

A man was taken to court for
calling a Honourable Senator a
Pig. He was a first offender and
the judge was in a good mood
and decided to show mercy. So
he discharged him after warning
him to desist from unguarded
utterances in future.
The man removed his cap and
thanked the benevolent judge
profusely, ''Thank you, your
lordship. Honestly sir, I didn't
know it was wrong to call a
Honourable Senator a pig. I
won't do it again. I am sorry.''
''It's okay'', said the judge, ''you
may go.''
''My lord, may I ask a question,
sir?''
''Feel free'' answered the judge.
''Now I know it's wrong to call a
Honourable Senator a Pig. But is
it also wrong to call a Pig
Honourable Senator?''
Amused, the judge replied, ''I
don't know why you would want
to address a pig as a senator. But
I don't think the pig would mind.
It's not unlawful, by the way. Yes,
you can call any pig Honourable
Senator.''
The man smiled and nodded,
then he turned to look pointedly
at the Senator and said,
''Goodbye, Honourable Senator.''