1. The little opportunity given to
a monkey to wear cloths, does
not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while
you are waiting for them to be
ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own
head to break coconut would not
be able to partake in the eating
of it.
4. A man who hangs around a
beautiful girl without saying a
word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money
after withdrawing from the ATM
has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to
chop off your head only knocked
off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty
without Brains, the Private parts
suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best
friend is like having Chicken for a
pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as
hungry as the wolf climbing the
hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic
people rent space in your head.
Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't
want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean
you're poor but allowing it to
swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a
married couple though there is
constant friction between them,
they will still love and live
together.
Which number is your favorite
and why???
No 7 and 8 are very true...what
do you think?
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